itsfunnierin221b:

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

a poem by will graham

teenagenicks:

still iconic

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

do you think kids started saying darn because dam was a swear word so they switched the m with rn

Dam isn’t a swear word it’s a structure that holds back water

shut up nasa stick to science

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

actuallyjoebiden:

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?”

(What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)