what if one day you woke up and your hands were bananas

what if my text posts came true

BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR BECAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT

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what if one day you woke up and your hands were bananas

what if my text posts came true

BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR BECAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT

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scan we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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it’s dark. you hear a noise from somewhere in your house so you go to investigate. you cautiously open a closed door and turn on the light. inside, you see him. zac efron. he is putting plastic heads in every game box you own. “you gotta get your head in the game” he whispers, staring intently at your own head with a frightening look in his eyes.

i am 672% dONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

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what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.

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MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME 

ITS MIDNIGHT 

HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK

UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN

UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF

pictures, or it didnt happen

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