I am gonna be special parent.

“Mommy, there’s a monster in my closet.”

“Okay sweetie I’ve got the rock salt, you paint that devils trap outside the door like we practiced okay?”

Thank you,

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“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

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okay calm down and take some deep breasts

breaths** omg im so embarassed

im kidding this was planned for notes

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my sexual preference is people who are too hot for me

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i searched doctor who cosplay anD

Living the dream.

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