gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha

gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha

pineplapple:

turning up at a party with your cool friend

image

daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

ryanbeford:

Me: I’m so ugly!

500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!!

Me: wow I’m really beautiful!

500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF???? NO ONE CARES.

"Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered."

—   Yasmin Mogahed  (via thatkindofwoman)

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

image

dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

image

dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

image

im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

image