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10 TOTAL FAIL! The Funniest People at Walmart

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Sexy!

We’re not sure if that’s a swimsuit or just a really short dress. We think the latter, but either way disgusting.

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Are Those Pajamas?

Nothing says I give up on life like an adult wearing a onesie. It really accentuates that beautiful figure though.

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garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: sleepieweenie)

Make a S'more Concoction

me: i am your window into the weird
me: i keep your sarcasm sharp
me: I AM THE WHETSTONE TO YOUR BLADE
mom: Every blade needs a whetstone.


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