australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

okaymad:

*mobile blogs while sitting next to my computer*

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT