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*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns

You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."

Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Friend2: "come back to bed"

Friend3: *various sex noises*

Friend4: "tell her I said hi"

Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."

Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*

Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

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hello yes child services my mom yelled at me

what if 911 called you

hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.

(Source: pau1y)

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